Grinch nothing finer than a coal miner Merry Christmas shirt

Grinch nothing finer than a coal miner Merry Christmas shirt

Tonight the crew and I are hanging at the Grinch nothing finer than a coal miner Merry Christmas shirt Lounge in Five Points. They have Mexican food so hot you could remove dried paint from your driveway. I tried some of their chili and it took me four beers to put the flames out. My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted a wicked Hershey mist and four people behind me said “Oh my God.” The server seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage.

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There was nothing to do in Grinch nothing finer than a coal miner Merry Christmas shirt except drink on East Main Street, the worst Hell Hole in the world, filled with dirty urine smelling bars whose claim to fame was cheating sailors with cheap lean beer and fat tattooed women hawking ice tea drinks for a dollar; with lap dances and hand jobs in the back rooms. Meeting girls in Norfolk was impossible, there was nothing to do in this dry sucking segregated southern hell hole with signs that said “Sailors keep off the grass,” but Manhattan was filled with love hungry girls looking for attention from young sailors like me.

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