Jesus loves yall but Im his favorite shirt
We bought an expensive mattress with a 20 year warranty. Company won’t honor the warranty without a Jesus loves yall but Im his favorite shirt receipt from 3 years ago… the manufacture date is on the tag. I mean I guess its not quite the same but its like selling a product with a warranty knowing the warranty is essentially meaningless in 80% of the sales.



Best Jesus loves yall but Im his favorite shirt
You know those Scooby-Doo Snack gummies? Well a while back they completely Jesus loves yall but Im his favorite shirt the product. They’re all semi-transparent colors now all with different tastes than what they used to be. The best one “the blue Scooby-Doo shaped one” is no longer an opaque light blue, and does not taste anywhere near like what it used to be. They’re now just a childhood memory because I have no idea what the hell these gummy snacks are.




