Jingle Bells And Pink Flamingo Xmas Ugly Sweater

The Jingle Bells And Pink Flamingo Xmas Ugly Sweater on her face was murderous. She screamed, yelled, threatened, and promised she would sue me. People had to hold her back because she wanted to fight me. Eventually she switched from screaming to sobbing and sank to the ground and threw a tantrum on the floor. Everyone moved back and just let her go at it and walked away to go take photos. It was surreal, as if everyone just hit their limit and noped out from around her. The 12 year old flower girl whipped out her phone and snapped a few photos much to our amusement. This is already super long, but I will say that MIL went home and changed (only 20 min from venue) into a nice dark green too small and low cut dress. Because of this she missed all of the photos. Wedding was beautiful; I got death glares from everyone she told that I attacked her with wine. No fucks were given as I drank and danced with friends. Bride thanked me in secret and 3 months later took me to the spa for a day of pampering. But I am officially “that ISIS cunt” to MIL, and I’ll take it with pride.

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The Jingle Bells And Pink Flamingo Xmas Ugly Sweater in the house changed. A roaring started, faint at first, but it grew, it felt like it was coming from the center of the house, the floors, the walls, the foundation, the fuckin plumbing. It grew louder, like wind ripping through a cave. As I looked back at Sasha every light in the house dimmed to the faint glow of a small candle, and it felt like I was free falling, stomach in my throat. The roaring grew until an instantaneous eruption of force that felt like heat, electricity, liquid and wind exploded outward from the center of the house in a deep, cavernous exhale. The lights brightened, and a ring of flickering light surged out into the blizzard. The feeling of relief was so heavy Sasha and I both collapsed, breathing as though we’d been drowning, each breath like burst of main-lined opiates. It was the feeling of the spirit leaving. We crawled over to each other and held Dash between us until the storm died. Sleep was comically improbable for me, but we got in bed around 3am and Sash crashed immediately. I just sat there for hours, petting Dash at our feet and rubbing Sasha’s back. Thinking about how close it had just gotten. Those bastards were about to kill us. I got up about a half hour before sunrise and made some coffee. I’d slept about 5 hours in the last 72. I went out with my coffee at sunrise to sleuth the bastards. It was clear, but cold. Kinda cold you get out of or just numb into right away. I was beyond exhausted, seeing trails, slaphappy, face tingling. I wasn’t angry at these guys anymore, sitting out there burning my mouth with coffee, suddenly the whole thing was just fuckin hysterical. Guys I’d killed coming back to haunt me? The most profound, tragic, intimate, fucked up thing a man can do; that’s how this spirit gets ya? A hell of your own making. So fuckin ridiculous. I walked around to the kitchen porch and there they were. They were all in the yard between the kitchen porch and the back gate. Low and behold, all staring away from the house, up into the mountains to the east, doing their strange little pagan spirit observance, gettin brainwashed. You’d think this ferocious earth spirit would’a matured past this cliché pageantry over the millennia. What a hack. Creeps was closest, 30 feet away from the porch, next to one of our raised garden beds. Let’s creep on Creeps, I thought. I walked up and stood behind him. “Whatch’ya lookin at?” I asked him.

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I really appreciate these descriptions. Your sense of the Jingle Bells And Pink Flamingo Xmas Ugly Sweater with mine, and I think captures why I struggle so much with trying to look effortless/casual: I keep on sliding over into frump! I lack a vision of effortless intentionality. I also think that for me, “datedness” and “frump” relate to one another. One thing I’ve noticed in my own style sense, as I navigate the great silhouette shift of this half-decade, is that my sense of something being “dated” really only comes into play if “frump” as defined here (lack of intentionality, “just gets the job done”) is also a risk. That is: if I’m wearing my favorite, most directional pieces — it really doesn’t matter if they have features that look “dated.” That flowy abstract-print top that I used to wear over leggings — tuck it in to a pair of nice wider leg trousers and it looks somehow retro classic. But with a pair of wider leg jeans, it just looks … boring, like I haven’t gotten the message about tighter-fitting tops these days Another example: I still wear skinny jeans sometimes, but primarily with knee-high boots and my favorite blazers. To my eye, it works as a kind of deconstructed equestrian thing that looks highly intentional. And I still think my skinny-legged suit trousers look amazing with their matching jacket: it’s obviously an outfit meant to work together. Basically, it feels to me as though the “datedness” of particular style trends primarily controls what you can get away with around the edges of an outfit, or with an outfit that’s meant to look effortless rather than high-impact — what shapes and silhouettes strike my eye as “looking good” by default such that even if (say) there are a few compromises to practicality in the outfit, it looks like it’s all purposeful. A few years back, I used to wear a loose, mid-thigh t-shirt dress with leggings and leather sneakers —- such an easy outfit for bike commuting! Now, I would probably wear the same dress primarily with tights and booties or bare legs and sandals: I’d have to commit more fully to styling the dress to make it look intentional.