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When Delores spent his first night actually out with the other chickens in the Merry Christmukkah Jewish Ugly Christmas Sweater, I was anxious about how he would handle himself, as he was pretty shy. After a few false starts (and getting pushed off perches by the other chickens) he chose a walnut branch that lead to the night perches and slept on that. When Delores became a big, beautiful Golden Phoenix adult rooster, I thought the hens would probably make absolute fools of themselves trying to get his attention – and if he ignored them it would serve them right! I suppose I should have done something about the name – but Delores responded to “Delores” and appeared fine with it. (Also, my Aunt Delores would have been devastated if I changed his name.) A friend suggested calling him “Del” – which sort of made sense – but that sounded like he was lead singer in a retro 60’s band. As long as Delores didn’t mind – and let’s face it, he didn’t care – I was perfectly content to have a sweet rooster named Delores.

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With that being said, the refs did NOT blow this game, they got the call spot on. What many do not know or understand, is that only 1 molecule of that football needs to cross the BEGINNING of the white line that marks the end zone. Thats all. The entire ball doesnt have to cross, the laces dont matter, only the tip of the football can cross the Merry Christmukkah Jewish Ugly Christmas Sweater (which is the very edge of the white line, not the part that meets the end zone) and you have a Touchdown. Besides the fact, even if it wasn’t a touchdown. Atlanta couldnt stop New England for 15 minutes, the Patriots did whatever they wanted. Do you think for a second the next play wouldn’t have been a touchdown? Did you just not have White on your Fantasy Team and thats why your whining? Im not a big fan of the Patriots, Im a Merry Christmukkah Jewish Ugly Christmas Sweater hard Bucs fan, but just like you have to give credit to the Buffalo Bills for their greatest comeback in playoff history over the Oilers in 1992 down 35–3 in third quarter, (and the comeback was done with the BACK UP QB Frank Reicht who also happens to have the COLLEGE greatest comeback in history too) you have to give the Patriots and Tom Brady credit for what they accomplished.

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Fabrizio Quattrocchi, an Italian security officer, taken hostage and murdered in Iraq by Islamist militants. After being forced to dig his own grave and just before being shot in the Merry Christmukkah Jewish Ugly Christmas Sweater, Fabrizio looked up at his executioners and defiantly said: “Now I will show you how an Italian dies”. I am sure in history there have been more significant moments with very cool lines, but for me, right this very moment, Fabrizio deserves the prize. EDIT: thanks everyone for the upvotes. The reason why I was fascinated by this, is that Italians are not usually seen as warriors or for dying heroically. Stereotypically, we are all artists, lovers with an incurable fondness for string instruments… Fabrizio decided to meet his fate with dignity: his words would have cut deeper in his executioners’ ego than any last minute shovel swing.